Frisbeterians "Devotes of the Divine Disk"


"When a ball dreams, it dreams it is a Frisbe"

Frisbeterians are a gentle folk with a fondness for large grassy areas, open spaces and long summer afternoons. Their key celebrations, called
Picnics, are open to the general public and hosted by local members of the Church selected at the time of the planning of such events.

The only major division between the sects came from the question of what the afterlife holds for the members of the Church.
The Great Elihu Frisbie held to the Orthodox view that,
"A Great Wind lifts the Frisbeterians high and away, to the safety and peace of a rooftop";
when the upstart BakingCo from Bridgeport came forth with his new teaching that at the end of a good Frisbeterians life,
"Dog just comes and takes you away".


fangs

The True and Dogged Prophecies of Rio the Red:
"All good dogs will be given cheese, often"
"There shall never a day without a tennis ball"
"Automobiles will be recognized as completely evil and are banned for the yark-effect they torment the true Devotes with"

super dog

See images from Day at the Beach with a Frisbeterian.

 

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